Hey Bawbagger, are you sayin' that I ground bait??
Tis true that my wallet doesn't come out that often, except in pubs and Alfa garages, but I'm taking that moth slur personally. I'll have you know that my wallet only produces the finest of Mayflies so that I can fish Loch Ordies all year round.
Please also note that I only said that I was bringing my wallet with me. I said f**k all about opening it!
Once I know what day I'm going, would you care to join me Iain? First Browns of the year and a good laugh would set up my year just right.