I asked about the dog as my sister was out walking her 'hoard' of hounds and my Mum & Dads two dogs.... a black lab (she was well behaved) and a Golden Retriever (who is both large and a handful) who apparently gave an angler some 'special loving' at the rivers edge.
My sister was so mortified she walked them straight back to my folks house.......
If it had been a forum member I might have felt obliged to buy them a pint at some point. But it would seem not, so I'll have the pint myself
H