[Rob Brownfield]

Yes, you read it, if you fancy blanking on some of the best rivers and lochs in Scotland, then give me a shout.

Whether it is blanking on the River Dee when after a spring Salmon, or perhaps blanking on a Highland loch whilst persuning a giant Esox, I can help!

I can provide a long list of places I have successfully blanked on inclucing great rivers like the Tay, Dee, Devron, Don, Spey and so on. But I am no one trick pony, I can also help you blank on various stillwaters and lochs.

All tackle can be provided and from quality manufacturers. There really is nothing like blanking with quality equipment in your hand

So, if you fancy a days blanking at a silly price, send me a PM!

The only thing I cannot guarentee is the weather

[Mike Barrio]

Very good Rob       

Cheers
Mike

[Iain Goolager]

Pm sent Rob 

Do you do gift vouchers?

Iain

[Noel Kelly]

I don't need to pay for a guide for that I'm more than capable of doing it myself! Been out 3 times so far this season, 3 blanks......

[Loxiafan]

Great, that's all we need - a thread on who is the biggest self-professed "blanker" !   

Blanking is really not good for you though, it apparently makes you blimd....sorry I meantt blind.

Rob, I will go one better. Not only can clients enjoy my company and total (lack of) prowess on the river, I will also guarantee I can teach them to play Stairway To Heaven or give them a full refund ( or another day of Hank style guiding) 

Yours

"Blank" Patterson (a Hall of Fame Fly Fisherman and City and Guilds Guitarist).

[Rob Brownfield]

Rob, I will go one better. Not only can clients enjoy my company and total (lack of) prowess on the river, I will also guarantee I can teach them to play Stairway To Heaven or give them a full refund ( or another day of Hank style guiding) 

I will throw in snare drum lessons, an inside leg measurment and a spin ound a roundabout in Cassies GT86

[Sandy Nelson]

So if i get this right

What you are saying Rob, is basically you are a brain dead pervert that can't catch fish and who can't drive in a girls car..........

Just what we always suspected  

Thanks for Fessing up at long last  

Sandy

[Rob Brownfield]

Well, I start a light hearted post but end up insulted. Fair enough

[Marc Fauvet]

speaking of insults, how much do you charge for this service ? 

[Mike Barrio]

Well, I start a light hearted post but end up insulted. Fair enough

Heh, I get the mickey taken more often than you do

Cheers
Mike

[Iain Goolager]

Wait a cotton pickin' minute Rob 

Are you going to honour the £140 of vouchers I bought via PayChump?



Yeah, you do get some stick Robbie but I think that you are a star 


Just one thing, if you reply to me please don't mention Carp, Pike, Somers, pipe bands, obscure Indo Chinese hooks, fishing for Wagoo Wagoo in some far off land, snowfall in Aboyne, etc, etc.


Only joshing Roberto......  I always look forward to your posts.

Iain

[Ploddy]

Rob, do you do a special rate for beginners and shudder the thought if anything was caught would we get our money back?

Davie