[Iain Goolager]

The reason I go fishing is to get away from you yuppies!

So can an i-pod phone (or whatever it is) cast further than a blueberry n9000i?


get a room!

[Noel Kelly]

Iain if sage did phones you would have 1 for each pocket.

[John Reid]

He would also need a lightweight version as well. 

[Ben Dixon]

and one with a NASTY chav print cover 

[Barry Robertson]

This will match your snazz jacket you bought at the game fair Iain

 

[Mike Barrio]

Hmmmm ..... should I have one of these gadgets?

Trouble is, they need a phone signal and I'm with Vodafone, who appear to have forgotten how to turn their network on in the morning

Cheers
Mike

[Ben Dixon]

The reason I go fishing is to get away from you yuppies!

Silly me, all this time I'd been thinking that you went fishing to eat cream cakes Iain.  Didn't realise you were trying to escape the yuppies  


Ben

[Mike Barrio]

Now I've choked on my coffee      

[Iain Goolager]

 

Ben, you twat!

just ripped me sides

[Barry Robertson]

Cream cakes, steak slices and the cheek to wash it down with diet coke 

And you wonder why you have to sit at the pointy end of the boat all the time, lay off the cakes big guy 

[Ben Dixon]

Gotta love the can of diet Coke in amongst the double packs of creamy pepper steak slices, cream do-fingers (W'everTF they are) and fresh cream raspberry turnovers.

[Iain Goolager]

Here's my phone.................an old but reliable Russian built Tovareesh 320X with transportable charger. Built to last

[Noel Kelly]

A fanny pack, perfect for you Iain

[Jim Eddie]

Cream-do fingers , sounds like I am on the wrong website  I'm proud of you Iain at least you managed to get the reduced ones   

 

Jim