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Title: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: James Abel on 28/03/2013 at 21:18

(http://www.fishingthefly.co.uk/forum/gallery/2_28_03_13_10_26_07.jpeg)
I hope this works its the first time I have posted a photo LOL :z4

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Hamish Young on 28/03/2013 at 21:42

Rotate it through 90 degrees to the right and you'll be fine :z16

Caption needed I think....... :wink

H  :cool:

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Iain Goolager on 28/03/2013 at 21:47

Allan Liddles 'Shetland Fling' got off to a bad start when his new Mottoframp SatNav failed to locate the 'Roll on Roll off' ferry.

Iain

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Hamish Young on 28/03/2013 at 21:59

1st attempt at a Suzuki amphibious vehicle fails to launch.

H :wink

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Iain Goolager on 28/03/2013 at 22:14

Water-ship down?

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: James Abel on 28/03/2013 at 22:17

Luckily the Boat was fine I had a big bucket  :X2

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Iain Goolager on 28/03/2013 at 22:18

Duncan Bannatyne replied 'I'm Out' when he viewed Darius Kwazelowskis'  pitch for his new alloy cleaning venture.

 :X2

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Iain Goolager on 28/03/2013 at 22:19

Silly man drives into pond?  :z4   :X1

ok, ok

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Euan Innes on 28/03/2013 at 22:28

Due to government cuts the latest British aircraft carrier is built to 1.32nd scale.
Unfortunately, the JSF is confused with an SUV and a hard landing occurs. Carrier not cleared for Hilux Surf landings...

 :z1

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Iain Goolager on 28/03/2013 at 22:31

 :z8  :z4 :z4 :z4
Laughing at you 'mixer' wtf?!

 :z4 :z4 :z4 you are a twat   :z4 :z4 :z4

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Hamish Young on 28/03/2013 at 22:34

Loch renamed after motoring accident.
Previously it was Loch nam perch.
Now it's known as Pitfour.
Four by four falls into pit. Pitfour..... see what I did there..... tumbleweed......

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: James Abel on 28/03/2013 at 23:31

Water covers 3/4 of the earth jeeps cover the rest :X1

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Rob Brownfield on 29/03/2013 at 08:27

He appears to be "Bricking it"...see...see..bricking it..get it..get it?

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Iain Goolager on 29/03/2013 at 08:35

not bad Rob

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Ploddy on 29/03/2013 at 13:49

I was told I would have to go down deep to have a chance of catching anything.

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Sandy Nelson on 29/03/2013 at 16:10

"I came all this way and Float tubes are banned! I'll show them......"


Sandy

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Alex Burnett on 29/03/2013 at 16:30

Fit div ye mean "I'm an Idiot"

You said "Pit yer gear in the boat"...you niver mentioned gettin' oot the car first!!!

 :z4 :z4 :z4 :z4 :z4

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Kev Danby on 29/03/2013 at 17:19

Initial trials with the bifocal prescription windscreen were not encouraging.

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Iain Goolager on 29/03/2013 at 20:11

Hi Kev, hope you are well BUT the prescription wind'screen is MY joke!

 :mad  :mad

Iain

Title: Re: Remember to put on your hand brake before you go fishing !!!!!
Post by: Allan Liddle on 10/04/2013 at 17:59

Actually it's Connelly's but not to split hairs......

Loch destroyed by invasive species.

Argulus can be controlled by use of diesel, but best to remove it from mobile container first.

New North East combined valeting and fishing venture has serious business plan flaw.

Angling Apt for sat nav found to be problematic.