Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Did you get it right ?
PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Merry Christmas to you too :z4
Paul .
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Post by: Sandy Nelson on 13/12/2008 at 09:35
:z4
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Post by: Mike Barrio on 13/12/2008 at 13:07
Nice one Paul :z4 :z4 :z4
Have a great Christmas everyone! :z16
Best wishes Mike
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Post by: dseabass on 17/12/2008 at 22:52
yip all the best to yous and yr kin
heres one for you----the missing pound
three guys staying in a hotel pay £30 for their rooms £10 each the owner realises he has overcharged by £5 he sends the bellboy upstairs to give them their £5 ---he decides to pocket £2 and give them £1 each so that means they all paid £9 each
now 3 x £9 = £27 plus the £2 the bellboy took this adds up to £29 ---
where is the missing pound ???????
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Post by: paavo on 19/12/2008 at 18:23
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Post by: Irvine Ross on 19/12/2008 at 18:52
Nice Photo Harri
I remember when we used to get snow like that. Merry Christmas from windy rainy Scotland.
Irvine
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Post by: Paul Rankine on 19/12/2008 at 19:58
Hi Harri, Lovely photo . Merry Christmas and Tight Lines to you in 2009. Paul.
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Post by: Mike Livingstone on 19/12/2008 at 21:04
Merry Christmas from Norway! No snow here in Stavanger but I hope to see plenty next week when we head to the mountains outside Bergen.
Anyway, Have a great festive season everyone and don't complain about Scotland - at least the (bad) beer isn't £6.50/400ml
Mike L.
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Post by: Dario on 23/12/2008 at 09:00
From Edinburgh I wish the Forum a Merry Christmas :z16 and I hope Santa brings you lots of fishing things :wink
And have a great new year!!!!! :z16 :z16
Dario
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Post by: Jim Eddie on 23/12/2008 at 16:15
Seasons Greetings to all the guys on the forum , Norway / beer , nah that just does not work Mike :wink
May your reel scream and all your fish be monsters :wink
:z18
Jim
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Post by: sightbob on 23/12/2008 at 20:44
merry christmas everyone :z16 :z18 brian
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Post by: clark on 24/12/2008 at 00:08
dseabass the bell boy dropped it and it rolled under a cabinet ! duh god some people.......... lol :z4 :z4 merry christmas guys and a happy but not to drunk new year :z16
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Post by: Alex Burnett on 24/12/2008 at 11:56
Merry Christmas to everybody, :z16 :z16 :z16 hope you all get something you wanted for Christmas, :z4 :z4 maybe see some of you at Haddo, sometime between the Turkey & the Bells :z18.
Alex
Title: Re: Merry Christmas !
Post by: Dave Mundie on 24/12/2008 at 18:28
Well thats the Turkey all carved up for tomorrow off to do a gig now. If i see santa on my way home i'll ask him to make sure he's generous to all the forum members.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i283/Allsounds/icon_smile.jpg)
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Post by: Sandy Nelson on 24/12/2008 at 19:55
I'd like to wish everyone a
MERRY CHRISTMAS
As well :z18
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Post by: Iain Goolager on 24/12/2008 at 21:39
Wishing all members and visitors a Merry Christmas...............TV's junk tonight but my fishing DVD's arrived today so off to pull up a chaise longues and hit play
Iain
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Post by: Jim Doyle on 25/12/2008 at 07:32
Hope everyone has a happy peaceful day . jim
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Post by: Hamish Young on 25/12/2008 at 09:28
Enjoy the day folks, hope no-one receives too many pairs of socks :wink
A merry Christmas from me and she who must be obeyed to one and all :z16
Hamish
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Post by: Kevin Moss on 25/12/2008 at 09:58
Wishing you all a Very Merry Christmas and an enjoyable day to everyone.