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Title: Cracker Jokes
Post by: Jim Eddie on 24/12/2013 at 16:40

I'll get my coat  :)z

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?

He got 25 days!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What do you call Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate clauses!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

How did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws

What says Oh Oh Oh?

Santa walking backwards!

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

 :z18

Jim

Title: Re: Cracker Jokes
Post by: Peter McCallum on 24/12/2013 at 16:49

those are some of the worst best jokes I've heard Jim  :X2

Title: Re: Cracker Jokes
Post by: Mike Barrio on 24/12/2013 at 17:03

 :z4

Title: Re: Cracker Jokes
Post by: Eddie Sinclair on 24/12/2013 at 17:21

Jim,
don't give up your day job just yet.

Eddie. :X2 :z18

Title: Re: Cracker Jokes
Post by: Jim Eddie on 24/12/2013 at 18:18

Quote from: edfish on 24/12/2013 at 17:21

Jim,
don't give up your day job just yet.

Eddie. :X2 :z18

Well I might just have to Ed  :wink , anyone want to buy a North Sea Oilfield, going cheap  :z4

 :z18

Jim

Title: Re: Cracker Jokes
Post by: Allan Liddle on 26/12/2013 at 11:30

Is it not time you were back to work???  :X1 :z4 :z4