Fishing The Fly Scotland

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Title: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Rob Brownfield on 15/12/2009 at 09:51

Mobile phone lost on a beach, found inside a 25 pound cod, and stil working!!..hmmmmm...

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=150368024

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Bronzebommer on 15/12/2009 at 10:36

I once caught a Haddock that had swallowed a syringe. It was a drug Haddick.  :z8

Matt

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Rob Brownfield on 15/12/2009 at 11:42

 :z4 :z4 :z4 :z4 :z4

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Jim Eddie on 15/12/2009 at 13:51

When driving to work in Aberdeen one morning there was a massive fish at the side of the road, it was a Highway Cod  :z4 :z4 :z4

I'll get my coat..........  :oops

 :z18

Jim

 

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Rob Brownfield on 15/12/2009 at 13:59

I think you better ;)

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Rob Brownfield on 15/12/2009 at 14:02

Funny you should say that, as I saw around 50 flatfish on the road today...apparently its the Plaice to hang out ;)
As I slowed down to look at the flat fish, someone went charging up my inside, nutter...I think it was a motor Pike ;)

A bit further doen the road I saw a Whale waiting to cross the road, I wound down my window and asked why he wanted to cross...he said he had to get the the other Tide :)

Wah Wah Wahhhhhhhhhhhh

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Paul Garrigan on 15/12/2009 at 15:04

I was at the doctor the other day because i have been having trouble with my ears. He said i might need a herring aid!!

I am really struggling as i dont have the money i need to pay for it. Think i will have to take my favourite rod down to the prawn brokers!

 :oops :z7 :oops

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Iain Goolager on 15/12/2009 at 15:40

What a load of CARP!

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Rob Brownfield on 15/12/2009 at 16:21

Mike..please lock the thread, everyone is talking Pollocks...arrrgh!..lol

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Iain Goolager on 15/12/2009 at 18:09

Rob,
locking the thread after you've had your say is very shellfish.

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Iain Goolager on 15/12/2009 at 18:11

Let everyone else have their saithe :oops

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Iain Goolager on 15/12/2009 at 18:14

I'm getting a dab hand at this :z6

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Iain Goolager on 15/12/2009 at 18:28

I guess it's time to stop but my porpoise was just to rays a smile or two while having a whale of a time when the weathers bleak. To tope it all off thw wife lost some jewelry this morning and I've just flounder bracelet so all's wells that ends wells.


argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: GARYBOY on 15/12/2009 at 18:46

must be the full moon or something but very funny some people have far to much time on their hands :z4

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Bronzebommer on 15/12/2009 at 18:49

Quote from: Rob on 15/12/2009 at 14:02

As I slowed down to look at the flat fish, someone went charging up my inside, nutter...I think it was a motor Pike ;)

Did he have a side carp?

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Iain Goolager on 15/12/2009 at 19:32

Can't really say Matt as I was blinded by his headlight, it must have been on full bream

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Iain Goolager on 15/12/2009 at 19:36

Right! that's enough I decided to mullet over and I've concluded that this is very shad indeed.

Iain

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Rob Brownfield on 15/12/2009 at 21:38

Oh my, this thread has turned out "Brill". But its  "Turbot" time to stop. There is a lot of "pouting" going on so I won't "Ling"er any longer. Iain, you are a "Dab" hand at this, a bit of a "Smoothound" infact, "Conger"atulations ;)

No matter how I tried I could not get a Topknot in without being rude...lol

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Iain Goolager on 15/12/2009 at 23:14

Walleye never, your back Rob no need to be Koi with your views since I hi Jack ed your thread

Sorry to mussel in on your thread but please don't clam up as your post are most whelk ome.

By the way what's the John Dory with the sick squid you owe me? I knew I smelt a rat when I loaned it to you but fear not I'll winkle it out of you sunray or another.......................grrrrrooooaann!!

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Rob Brownfield on 16/12/2009 at 09:01

Right..I give in...lol...!! Its making me eel! ;)

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Iain Goolager on 16/12/2009 at 15:26

Thats parr for the course with you Roberto.

That's defo it as I'm away Christmas shopping - my Dad wants an Alevin Stardust CD

Iain

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Rob Brownfield on 16/12/2009 at 15:59

Must be a bit of a Thwaite to want that..groan!

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Andy Macbog on 18/12/2009 at 00:14

Aye,

I wouldn't play it to your missues, it might mackerel?

And

Title: Re: More fishey stories :)
Post by: Tam Greenock on 21/12/2009 at 15:29

This thread is Fish !!!